Giggle Cards * 5001 Don't keep on about the tear in your pants - let the whole thing drop. * 5002 I can't keep this up Miss Lovejoy! Don't worry try and stick it out a little longer * 5003 Three kinds of woman....Miss, Mrs and Missed. * 5004 Well just one Miss and then I'll be getting on! * 5005 That isn't a distress signal, I'm just drying my bikini. * 5006 Come on Miss Lovejoy, be a sport, what difference does it make now? * 5007 Excuse me Miss, is the view taken? * 5008 Your daughter's a big girl. It took six of us to carry her ashore, two astern and two abreast. * 5009 But I was in a car and it was an accident. * 5010 Don't worry Sir, I'll handle everything. * 5011 Disgraceful! Just look at that saucy thing! 5012 Which one has been taken out most recently? 5013 Which part of me are you working on now Mr Lovejoy * 5014 Big breaths, now...Yeth, thir, and I'm only thixteen. * 5015 Oops! Don't look at my legs, sexton Good gracious,no! I'm far above that. * 5016 My wife and I are having separate holidays -It's so miserable, almost like having her with me! * 5017 A strange man is about to enter your life - he will bring a burning sensation to your cheeks. * 5018 Would someone look at my rear end. * 5019 Just my luck for this to happen during my holiday You think you've got trouble, I'm on my honeymoon! * 5020 Don't tell me your tyre has gone soft too! * 5021 I thought there was something odd about that girl in the next chalet. * 5022 My husband likes to dress for dinner. * 5023 To get a room I'll have to pull a few strings. * 5024 So I've got pretty legs, now scram. * 5025 I remember now, Miss - she's the same size as you! * 5026 Check your hat Miss? * 5027 I'm glad you're wearing your beads Miss Lovejoy. I need someone I can count on. * 5028 This reminds me, Jack is dating me to-night. * 5029 See anything on the menu you'd like to nibble Sir! 5030 Wow you have got a big one Miss. * 5031 Look where your husband's cock is again Miss Lovejoy. * 5032 Why ask, of course there is no-one but you honey. * 5033 I'm your new neighbour, don't be surprised if my cock pops in occasionally. * 5034 We've seen the mouse again! Come in again and see the saucy things hole. * 5035 See - just touch it right here and It'll jump up by itself! * 5036 Put your sunglasses back on Albert. You don't want to get your eyeballs sunburnt too! * 5037 Alright Honey but chase me a little first. * 5038 I was only going to let him kiss me dad, but he said you get germs from kissing! * 5039 I'm afraid we don't have any music to do that by! * 5040 Ooh, thank you, Darling! Did you ever see anything so cute and fluffy? * 5041 What's the food like at your hotel? * 5042 My fiance started stripping when she saw the size. * 5043 Four gallons please and will you grease my nipples * 5044 I make it a habit never to do models with a hangover. * 5045 How would you like to knock one off? * 5046 Goodbye George, there'll be no more hard feelings. * 5047 Come on darling, the steeple will be standing up for ever. * 5048 Hello, room service, send up a snake charmer straight away. * 5049 Would you like a matt finish, Mrs? * 5050 Watch it, your stepping on my girl. Wilco 5051 A couple of pickets to Tittsburg A J Williams 5052 What sort of a good turn can you do for me? * 5053 No! No! You fool, the name is Shorthouse A J Williams 5054 We don't need your help thanks. A J Williams 5055 Mum said if I look at pictures like this I'll turn into stone....I've started. Wilco 5056 I'd love to get my teeth into a pear like that. A J William 5057 That be a bull Miss. A J Williams 5058 Mum can't come to the phone dad, she's in the bath If you would like to discover more about comic postcards and the artists, or you would like to contribute to a comic postcard database, then please write to Mr. J Hunnisett 9 High Street Winfrith Newburgh DORCHESTER DT2 8JW UK. A Stamped Addressed Envelope would be appreciated. **************************************************************************************************************************** Collect A. R. Quinton? You need the 'Quintessential Quinton' - a priced catalogue and checklist of the Art Cards by A. R. Quinton - price 15+ 2.30 p&p, from: Wayne Robbins P O Box 719 RINGWOOD Hants BH24 1YQ Tel: 01425 477619 E-mail: wayne@postcard.co.uk Web : www.collections.co.uk