CONSTANCE / UNMARKED cards drawn by REX 5001 "Would you mind removing your feather?" 5002 "....And please bring me safely through this night!" 5003 "Look what I've brought back from my holiday abroad Dad!" 5004 "Now, now, Mr Gresham, remember your promise to behave!" 5005 "I've just thought of a way to make the time go quicker!" 5006 "I'll be late home tonight, dear, I'm working on something big!" 5007 "You won't find better anywhere, Sir, go ahead and feel the quality!" 5008 "I got it fighting for a woman's honour - she wanted to keep it!" 5009 "I knew something would go wrong - my bra strap has snapped!" 5010 All I said was: 'I see you've got king size'" 5011 "Ooh! Wherever did you get a bunch that size, darling?" 5012 "Take a rest Miss Lushbod while I order a larger block of stone!" 5013 "What would you like for dessert, besides that?" 5014 "That reminds me, Grimshaw, the bottom's dropping out of the textile market!" 5015 "A simple kiss on the lips was all he meant!" 5016 "Shall we stop here for a quick one?" 5017 [Just married couple in bed reading D.I.Y manual 5018 "I'll thank you to eat your lunch elsewhere, Grimble." 5019 "I was wondering how long it would be before you'd let me have a bit Veronica!" 5020 "I'll call you back in about ten minutes, Mummy!" 5021 "Brrrr, the water's cold enough to freeze the...." 5022 "Here comes an attractive couple, Ginger!" 5023 "That's what I call a nicely reared girl." 5024 [Mans shadow kissing ladies breast in bikini 5025 "Teacher has taught us how to multiply!" 5026 "Tick-Tock-Tick-Tock!" Clock. 5027 "A fine time to get yourself sunburnt!" 5028 "It's about your firms outing....!" 5029 "I'd love to but it frightens me!" 5030 "Your new to this job, aren't you?" 5031 "If I were you I'd give up the accordion!" 5032 "She'll provide us with some tasty tit-bits!" 5033 [Dear old lady at Wishing well/gents trousers falling] 5034 "You'd jolly well better hold it my lad!" 5035 "Has a bee stung you too?" Seaside. 5036 "I know it's soft but that isn't my life belt!" 5037 "Hey, what's the other one called?" 5038 "Try hard to remember where you buried your poor Daddy!" 5039 "The views here are gorgeous - if you know where to look!" 5040 "He likes a bit of the udder!" 5041 "By the way, what's your name?" 5042 "I think I'll go home - they're better shots than me!" 5043 "I wouldn't if I were you!" 5044 [Cleaner with brush between legs of male statue] 5045 "You are Old Mother Smith, his school teacher?" 5046 "That's not what I meant, when I asked you to have one for the road!" 5047 "Read that last line again, it didn't seem to make sense!" 5048 "Take them out as gently as possible!" 5049 "I don't care what price it's fetching --- scram!" 5050 "Touché!" 5051 "Eat like a good boy or you won't grow into a fat slob like Daddy." 5052 "I should let Daddy swat his own wasps in future, darling!" 5053 [Cleaner in art gallery brushing up manure under horse picture] 5054 "Fine honeymoon this turned out to be!" 5055 "Wow! get a look at that figure, Bill!" 5056 "Boy! They told me the fishing here was good!" 5057 [Topless lady with sign: No two piece swimsuits allowed] 5058 "Married life's not all honey dear, you find things can get hard!" 5059 Brunette: "I wish we had a man Friday." Blonde: "I wish we had a man everyday." 5060 "Can you spare a moment nurse?" 5061 "So you're broke eh - would you be interested in earning a couple of quid?" 5062 "Why should I let you ride him, he ain't never done you no harm!" 5063 "Why don't you look where you're going?" 5064 "That's not quite what I meant when I asked you to carry my bag!" 5065 "My that's a lovely big winkle you've got there, Willie!" 5066 "I thought you'd like this view!" 5067 "Don't worry about her - I'll have her in bed by ten o'clock!" 5068 "Serves you right for pulling in your stomach!" 5069 "No stupid V.I.C.I.N.I.T.Y. not virginity - I am lost!" 5070 "That's very nice of you - but I'd prefer the rent in cash!" 5071 "I'd like a packet of ...er er... lint please!" 5072 "Good heavens - quads!" 5073 "Have you seen my dicky?" 5074 [Lady bronco rider with falsies coming out] 5075 "That madam is not the gear stick!" 5076 [Full clothes stand with perplexed husband] 5077 "It's been a wonderful evening. How can I ever repay you!" 5078 "Mike Sledge, Private Investigator, here, I can now confirm that your wife is carrying on with another man!" 5079 Mark Anthony: "I want to see Cleopatra!" Guard: "She's in bed with laryngitis!" Mark Anthony: "Damn those Greeks!" 5080 "Does that answer your question? 5081 "You wouldn't have wanted me to walk home in the dark, would you?" 5082 "The last time mummy looked like that, I had a baby sister!" 5083 "Madam isn't at home!" 5084 "Er - how do you do, your wife's told me so much about you!" 5085 "Seeing is believing with Alfred, Miss Lushbod!" If you would like to discover more about comic postcards and the artists, or you would like to contribute to a comic postcard database, then please write to Mr. J Hunnisett 9 High Street Winfrith Newburgh DORCHESTER DT2 8JW UK. A Stamped Addressed Envelope would be appreciated. **************************************************************************************************************************** Collect A. R. Quinton? You need the 'Quintessential Quinton' - a priced catalogue and checklist of the Art Cards by A. R. Quinton - price 15+ 2.30 p&p, from: Wayne Robbins P O Box 719 RINGWOOD Hants BH24 1YQ Tel: 01425 477619 E-mail: wayne@postcard.co.uk WWW: http://www.postcard.co.uk